Yes I’m one of those basic girls that love White Claw

I just needife to grant me with a sweet boy who also can’t keep their hands off me. Is that too much to ask? 😭

dankmemeuniversity:

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justgoghawaypls:

need someone who wants to hike with me but also be down for a quickie up against a tree

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xtitlefight:

me, lonely as shit: i’m lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

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barthvader:

poofyoddish:

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

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heavensghost:

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy

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nunjournal:

we would be so lost without garlic

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tupacabra:

when he says he wants to do it bareback

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